When Possum got her 14th birthday prezent, she said, “Do not want.”
So now I can has it! Yay! x Pinkie
Bon voyage to Cousin Pixel, who recently set sail from the US west coast and is on her way to Australia. (With a few exotic pit stops along the way). Being a feline, she’s well qualified to supervise the human underlings aboard the yacht. During the months of preparation for her journey, Pixel took lessons in the
dog cat paddle, and a tres chic life jacket ensemble was added to her wardrobe — perfect for those long sunny days on deck.
Good luck, Pixel! You are our Cat Hero of the Day!
This is not Pixel, btw. Just another anonymous and thoroughly amusing lolcat.
You were meant to go away eight days ago, summer!
Oh, well, I guess this means Pinkie and I can keep playing our favourite summer song, Pictures of Summer, by the Model School, until the sun turns down the temperature.
Think you can fool me with this poor representation of a mouse?
I wasn’t born yesterday, sonny. Matter of fact, I was born 19 years ago!
Meet Cousin Elsa. At 19, she’s justified and she’s ancient, and in the words of Pinklepurr, quite a “foxy lady.”
Many people are obsessed with converting cat years into human years, so for your benefit, I have figured out Elsa is 93. Soon she will qualify for a telegram from the Queen. I have a ways to go before my 100th birthday — I am only 73 after all.
Here is some important information on how to take good care of 73-year-old cats, which I intend to show Mum and Dad ASAP. I don’t have a second to lose at this rate!
I has found teh treasure chest of golden ballz!
No can has, Pinkie!!!! That’s chocolate, and chocolate is full of danger for cats.
We must give it to Mum immediately. She will know what to do with it…
Bummerz. Well, thank u for saving one of my nine lives, Possum.
I iz very glad dere iz a plastik force-field around teh dangerous golden balls.
To find out which foods are full of danger for cats, click here. You are welcome.