The Toy Thief

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When Possum got her 14th birthday prezent, she said, “Do not want.”
So now I can has it! Yay! x Pinkie

Bon voyage to Cousin Pixel, who recently set sail from the US west coast and is on her way to Australia. (With a few exotic pit stops along the way). Being a feline, she’s well qualified to supervise the human underlings aboard the yacht. During the months of preparation for her journey, Pixel took lessons in the dog cat paddle, and a tres chic life jacket ensemble was added to her wardrobe — perfect for those long sunny days on deck.

Good luck, Pixel! You are our Cat Hero of the Day!

Purrs…xPossum

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This is not Pixel, btw. Just another anonymous and thoroughly amusing lolcat.

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Summer, You’re Still Here?

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You were meant to go away eight days ago, summer!

Oh, well, I guess this means Pinkie and I can keep playing our favourite summer song, Pictures of Summer, by the Model School, until the sun turns down the temperature.

Purrs…xPossum

Inside Out

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That’s not a great look for you.

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But I hears you much betterer with my ears inside outs, Possum!

Curious, Very Curious

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Purrs…xPossum

Beautiful Strangers

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Think you can fool me with this poor representation of a mouse?
I wasn’t born yesterday, sonny. Matter of fact, I was born 19 years ago!

Meet Cousin Elsa. At 19, she’s justified and she’s ancient, and in the words of Pinklepurr, quite a “foxy lady.”

Many people are obsessed with converting cat years into human years, so for your benefit, I have figured out Elsa is 93. Soon she will qualify for a telegram from the Queen. I have a ways to go before my 100th birthday — I am only 73 after all.

Here is some important information on how to take good care of 73-year-old cats, which I intend to show Mum and Dad ASAP. I don’t have a second to lose at this rate!

Purrs…xPossum

Pinkie’s Treasure Chest

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I has found teh treasure chest of golden ballz!

Talk a lot.

No can has, Pinkie!!!! That’s chocolate, and chocolate is full of danger for cats.
We must give it to Mum immediately. She will know what to do with it…

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Bummerz. Well, thank u for saving one of my nine lives, Possum.
I iz very glad dere iz a plastik force-field around teh dangerous golden balls.

To find out which foods are full of danger for cats, click here. You are welcome.

Purrs…xPossum

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