Category Archives: Cat Hero of the Day

We’re Back!

Please excuse our absence on the internets during the past few weeks. Mum was very ill with the flu.  We nursed her back to health and we’re glad we did not fall victim to her disease.

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Here I am demonstrating the well-known ‘dead weight’ treatment. It is especially useful for guardians who have been ordered to rest. Simply drape yourself on the sick guardian with little regard for their comfort. They will soon grow numb anyway.

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Goodbye, flu. Don’t come back.

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The Toy Thief

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When Possum got her 14th birthday prezent, she said, “Do not want.”
So now I can has it! Yay! x Pinkie

Bon voyage to Cousin Pixel, who recently set sail from the US west coast and is on her way to Australia. (With a few exotic pit stops along the way). Being a feline, she’s well qualified to supervise the human underlings aboard the yacht. During the months of preparation for her journey, Pixel took lessons in the dog cat paddle, and a tres chic life jacket ensemble was added to her wardrobe — perfect for those long sunny days on deck.

Good luck, Pixel! You are our Cat Hero of the Day!

Purrs…xPossum

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This is not Pixel, btw. Just another anonymous and thoroughly amusing lolcat.

Beautiful Strangers

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Think you can fool me with this poor representation of a mouse?
I wasn’t born yesterday, sonny. Matter of fact, I was born 19 years ago!

Meet Cousin Elsa. At 19, she’s justified and she’s ancient, and in the words of Pinklepurr, quite a “foxy lady.”

Many people are obsessed with converting cat years into human years, so for your benefit, I have figured out Elsa is 93. Soon she will qualify for a telegram from the Queen. I have a ways to go before my 100th birthday — I am only 73 after all.

Here is some important information on how to take good care of 73-year-old cats, which I intend to show Mum and Dad ASAP. I don’t have a second to lose at this rate!

Purrs…xPossum

Pinkie’s Treasure Chest

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I has found teh treasure chest of golden ballz!

Talk a lot.

No can has, Pinkie!!!! That’s chocolate, and chocolate is full of danger for cats.
We must give it to Mum immediately. She will know what to do with it…

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Bummerz. Well, thank u for saving one of my nine lives, Possum.
I iz very glad dere iz a plastik force-field around teh dangerous golden balls.

To find out which foods are full of danger for cats, click here. You are welcome.

Purrs…xPossum

Compulsory Rest Stops

Pinkie and me have been very busy helping Mum with her writing job. She works very hard. I am afraid for her occupational health and safety. She must take proper rest breaks wherever and whenever possible. Here is a sample of my recommended break schedule:

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2:00 – 10-minute nap

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2:15 – 10-minute nap

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2:30 – 10-minute nap

Purrs…xPossum

Happee 14th Birthday, Possum!

Today iz mah lil’ sister Possum’s birthday! I remember teh day Mum and Dad brought her home like it was 14 years ago. Possum took one look at me and screamed, “Do not like!” continuously for two days. But I did not care. I sang, “You’re gonna love me!” right back to her. I watched over her like the hawk. Now we iz bestest friends and siblings.

Here are my favourite photos of Possum:

I'm 14 years old today!

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Will you join me in singing the happee birthday song to Possum?

Purrs…xPinkie!

Possum’s Corny-copia

PINKLEPURR: Iz not korn you liek! Iz the butterz! Big dealz, Possum!
POSSUM: Does it matter? As long as it’s part of a balanced diet…

Trouble seeing this video of Possum eating corn on the cob? View it on YouTube at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vl2KlJJ5Tlg along with a surprising number of other “my-cat-eats-corn!” clips.

Cat Hero of the Day
Pinkie would like to donate some of his crunchies and a carton of cream to Pwditat, a stray Welsh cat who has taken it upon herself to act as a guide-cat for a vision-impaired goggie.

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